I think they are just a little late with this one.  This was an actual spam I received.

From: X-mas sale <x>
To: <x>
Subject: *****SPAM***** *****SPAM***** X-mas presents for you and for your friends
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2008 X:X:X +XXXX
X-Spam-Prev-Subject: *****SPAM***** X-mas presents for you and for your friends

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